"I'm Too Sober For This Shit"

Raise a glass and break the ice with a shot that speaks your truth. This clear 1.5 oz glass wears bold, playful lettering that reads “I’m too sober for this Sh*t,” a cheeky bit of attitude that lands with a wink. The thick, heavy base feels reassuring in the hand while the vibrant, high-resolution print stays crisp through washing. Use it at rowdy game nights, low-key barbecues, or as a laugh-out-loud add-on to bachelor(ette) gatherings — it adds personality without being precious. It sits easily on a crowded counter, survives the dishwasher, and looks right at home among friends who appreciate blunt humor and good times.

Product features

• 1.5oz (44.3ml) single shot glass
• 100% clear, restaurant-grade glass
• Heavy solid base for stability and less spilling
• Sold individually — single printed shot glass
  

Care instructions

• Wash by hand with warm water and dish soap